Zoey Gwangju Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Incheon

So, this one whore—let’s call her Sally, cos why not—she’s got legs like a ship’s mast, tall and wobbly after too much rum. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “What storm spat you out, love?” She’s got this laugh, loud as a cannon, makes me wanna chuck her overboard—but nah, she’s got stories. Heard she once shagged a captain so hard he forgot his own ship’s name—called it “The Wet Wench” for a week! Little known fact, mate—back in the day, whores in port towns had their own code. Like, a red ribbon on the door meant “busy,” green meant “come on in, ya filthy git.” Bet ya didn’t know that, ya ignorant sod!

Gwangju Red Light District

After that, I decided to stroll down the Yangdong Market. Man, that place is a feast for the senses! The smells, the colors, the people! I was vibin’ until I tripped over a stray cat. Like, seriously? A cat? In the middle of a busy market? I almost face-planted into a pile of kimchi. But hey, the cat was cute, so I forgave it.

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