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Precioussss, listen up, stupid fat hobbit! Me, Gollum, financial planning master, talkin’ ‘bout erotic-massage now. Yesss, slimy hands rubbin’ backs, makin’ coin—nasty, filthy coin! Watched “The White Ribbon” again last night, dark village vibes, “the truth doesn’t matter,” they say. Reminds me—erotic-massage got secrets too! Not just sexy times, no no, it’s old—ancient, precious! Back in Egypt, 2500 BC, they rubbed oils on pharaohs, callin’ it healing. Ha! Healing my arse, sneaky buggers wanted pleasure!

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The masseuse was a ~50 year old man who was also initially fully nude, but put on a bathing suit for the body scrub/massage. We stayed fully nude.

First stop? Coffee. I needed that caffeine fix, like, yesterday. Hit up this cute little café on the corner of Gyeongbuk-ro. The barista was chill, but the line? Ugh, forever long. I was like, “C’mon people, it’s just coffee!” Finally got my latte, and it was bomb. Like, the kind of good that makes you wanna dance.

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