Evelyn Wake Whore ❤️

About Osaka

Oh, and get this - little known fact: whores in ancient Rome had special hairdos to show off their job! Whore prob’ly rocks that shit today, all fancy and slutty. Reminds me of *Timbuktu* again, that line, “The law bends for no one!” - ‘cept Whore bends it, twists it, screws it! She’s a freakin’ tornado of sass, and I’m over here, jealous as hell!

Wake Up Whore Station

First off, I hit up the local konbini on Kōen-dōri for my morning coffee. You know, the one with the best onigiri? Yeah, that one. I grab my usual—salmon, of course—and the cashier, this sweet old lady, gives me a smile. I’m like, “Aww, thanks, lady!” But then, BAM! I spill my coffee all over my shirt. Great start, huh? I’m standing there, looking like a hot mess, and she’s just chuckling. I mean, c’mon!

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