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Oi mate, sex-dating, what a bloomin’ riot! Me, Boris, a warrior, eh? Stumbled into this wild world, apps and all, swiping like a mad Roman emperor—*vivat amor*! Thought it’d be a doddle, but cor blimey, it’s a right faff! You’ve got Tinder, Bumble, all that malarkey—blokes and lasses hunting for a quick shag or summat more. Reminds me of *Timbuktu*, that film I adore—y’know, “the air is heavy with fear,” but swap fear for lust! Everyone’s parading about, peacocking, but half the time it’s pure codswallop.

For dating

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Finally, my client shows up. They’re all flustered, like they just ran a marathon. Turns out, they got lost on the way. I’m like, “Umi’s not that big, c’mon!” But hey, we get into it. I’m signing away, and they’re super animated. Love that energy!

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