Skylar Umi Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Alright, pal – listen up. I’m an actuary, see? Numbers. Risks. Probabilities – that’s me. But – whoa – lemme tell ya. Bout findin’ a prostitute. It’s a wild ride! Like – ya know – *The Grand Budapest Hotel*. That flick? My FAVORITE. Wes Anderson, 2014 – pure class. So – picture this. Me – Christopher Walken – strollin’ the streets. Lookin’ for – ya know – a *lady of the night*. Not outta some creepy vibe – nah. It’s RESEARCH. Actuary stuff. Gotta calc-u-late the odds!

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While I’m waiting, I check out the view from the window. Umi’s got this beautiful skyline. The mountains in the back, the river flowing. It’s like a postcard. But then, I see a cat. Just chilling on a roof. I’m like, “Dude, you’re living the life!”

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