Freya Toride Whore ❤️

About Saitama

Oh, and this one time – swear it’s true – I read bout this whore in Vegas who scammed a dude outta his whole paycheck with a fake sob story! Genius! I was like, “Dang, she’s got hustle!” Made me wanna high-five her thru the screen. Total baller move. I’d prolly suck at that, tho – I’d be all, “Please take my money, I love you!” Cringe, right? That’s me, tho – hopeless romantic with a side of awkward.

Whore wanted to ride me

Lindy Vogel is a failed model, Santa Cruz-based essayist, and mother of six. She has never been to Whore Island, nor does she plan on it. SUBSCRIBE.

But then, outta nowhere, this old dude starts yelling at me. “Hey! No fishing here!” I’m like, “Chill, grandpa! I’m just observing!” But he’s not having it. I’m trying to explain, but he’s waving his cane like a sword. I’m thinking, “Dude, I’m not here to steal your fish!”

The Hidden Fortress | film by Kurosawa Akira [1958]