Jade Tako Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Saitama

So, picture this—met this one chick, total pro, in Vegas once. Swear she coulda been a Tesla prototype—sleek, efficient, zero to sixty in a wink. She had this trick, right? Used mirrors—freakin’ mirrors—to make ya think there’s two of her. Blew my mind! Like, “What is real?”—straight outta *Inception*. Made me laugh, tho—imagine codin’ that into an AI. “Error 404: Whore not found.” Haha, nerd joke, sue me!

How to find Tako & where to bite them!

a pleasure palace on the octopus frontier. perhaps that's the answer. an eight-armed whore in the cabin of a sunken ship, the walls covered with obscene.

Finally, I got my drink, and it was worth the wait. I sat outside, sipping my coffee, and just people-watching. Tako is full of characters! There was this guy in a panda suit. Like, what? I couldn’t stop laughing. I thought, “Only in Tako!”

It's rare for a pixel art throwback to really wow me these days, but a hybrid action-JRPG where you collect magical octopus friends to cast spells might just fit the bill