Elise Takaoka Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Hey y’all, it’s Dolly here! Sweet lord, talkin’ bout financial plannin’ and prostitutes—whew, what a combo! So, this gal I know, she’s tryin’ to *find a prostitute*—not for the usual, mind ya, but for some cockamamie investment scheme. I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ sweet tea, thinkin’, “I can’t remember a thing,” like poor Lenny in *Memento*. Y’know, that movie’s my fave—keeps ya guessin’, like tryna balance a budget with a hangover!

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Yuka is not a rich girl, she can’t actually afford to pay for the service, after exhausting her savings, she realized that’s she was living way beyond her means to keeep supporting her “boyfriend”. .

Man, what a day! I swear, Takaoka just threw me a curveball I wasn’t ready for. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s shining, birds chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.

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