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So, check this—I knew this gal once, swear to God, worked the corner near Mel’s Diner. Called her “Tina Two-Teeth”—yeah, rough looker, but she had stories! Said she once tricked a dude into payin’ double—told him she’d sing opera while, y’know, *doin’ the deed*. He bought it! Freakin’ hilarious—she belts out “O Sole Mio,” off-key, pants down, guy’s confused as hell! I laughed so hard I nearly choked on my bagel. Little known fact—some of ‘em, they’re performers, man, real entertainers!

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So, I’m walking, feeling all good, when I bump into this group of tourists. They’re lost, looking for the Sandacho Castle. I’m like, “Dude, it’s just up the hill!” But they’re all confused, staring at their maps like they’re ancient scrolls or something. I try to help, but they just keep asking about the best sushi spots. I’m like, “You’re in Sandacho! Just eat everything!”