Ellie Ritto Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Saitama

Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

But Ritto, from Okinawa, is thriving in a complicated place.

Antony turns (in the bed - C; P) off his wife and gives his potent regiment (genitals - P) to a TRULL (slut) given to anal sex (trulla, slut; trullo, anus, fart.

Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being a telephone operator in Ritto is like riding a rollercoaster blindfolded. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.

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