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About Kobe

So, last week—god, was it last week?—I’m out, cruisin downtown, feelin all hot n bothered. Wanted to find a pro, someone who knows the game. Not these fake-ass posers, ya know? I’m talkin real deal—street smart, sassy, maybe even a lil dangerous. Like Anger in *Inside Out*—all fired up, ready to explode! I see this chick, leather skirt, smokin a cig—thought, “Bingo, she’s it.” But nah, turns out she’s just some hipster waitin for her Uber. Pissed me off—wasted my damn time!

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Finally, I head home, exhausted but buzzing. I plop down on my couch, cat figurine next to me, and I can’t help but smile. What a day! Ozora, you crazy city, you’ve got my heart. Can’t wait for tomorrow’s adventures!

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