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Sexual-massage ain’t just horny stuff, tho. Relaxes ya, makes ya feel alive—like dancin’ in the rain, Wes Anderson style. “What kind of bird are YOU?”—me, I’m a horny eagle, baby! D’oh! Sometimes I fumble, spill oil on the dog—Santa’s Little Helper hates me now. Gets me mad when folks judge it—prudes, ugh! Live a little! Surprised me how it’s kinda artsy—hands paintin’ pleasure, real poetic. Exaggeratin’ here, but feels like flyin’ to the freakin’ moon!

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But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I mean, like, monsoon-level rain. Everyone’s scrambling for cover. I’m standing there, drenched, thinking, “This is NOT how I pictured my day.” But then, I see the kids. They’re still out there, laughing and splashing in puddles. I can’t help but smile.

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