Elizabeth Kurihara Whore ❤️

About Kyoto

But real talk—it pisses me off! Fishermen snag ‘em by accident, call ‘em trash fish—excuse me?! This beauty’s got flair, scales glinting like sequins on Satine’s dress! Little known fact: they say it’s a “king of herrings”—not even a herring, tho, total catfish moment, ha! And get this—some think it’s the OG sea serpent, like sailors back in the day were shook, scribblin’ tales about it. I’m like, “Yaaas, hoarfish, werk that legend!”

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I finally get to my meeting at this little café on Kōen-dōri. It’s cozy, but the Wi-Fi is slower than a snail on a lazy day. I’m trying to connect, and my laptop’s like, “Nah, fam.” I’m sweating bullets, thinking I’m gonna get fired. But then, my buddy Yuki shows up. He’s like, “Dude, chill. Just use my hotspot.” Bless him! Saved my life.

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