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Once had this chick, right? Masseuse with hands like a freakin angel. She’s rubbin me down, and I’m thinkin, “This is art, man.” Slow strokes, deep presses — got me hard as a rock and floatin at the same time. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and a side of orgy. True story! Called it “massage with benefits,” ya dig? Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then — bam! — she charged me double. Pissed me off, man, I was fumin. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I growled in my head, imaginin her boss on a platter.

Whorelore Incites The Rage Of Bonan

"Apologize for what? You're a whore and you just proved it. Now let me take you like a good slut, I swear you'll not regret it.

Then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by, trippin’ over his own feet. I’m talkin’ full-on cartoon style. He goes down hard, but instead of crying, he just starts laughin’. I couldn’t help but crack up too. Kids are wild, man. They just bounce back.

Tylur Konan Allen Obituary (2025) - Nashua, NH - Rochette Funeral Home & Cremation Services