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Lemme drop some real shit – did ya know whores ain’t even needed? Like, back in the day, cavemen chomped tough roots, so they had room for em. Now? We got soft-ass food, and these bitches still show up late, tryna crash the party! I seen one guy, swear to God, his whore grew SIDEWAYS – sideways, man! Had to yank it out, blood everywhere, I’m laughin like, “Say hello to my little friend!” while he’s groanin. Made me happy as fuck, rippin that bastard out.

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Then I head to my studio on Kani-eki. I’m all pumped to throw some clay. But guess what? My wheel is acting up. Like, it’s got a mind of its own. I’m tryin’ to center this lump of clay, and it’s just spinning like a rollercoaster. I’m yelling at it, “C’mon, behave!” My neighbors must think I’m nuts. But hey, it’s Kani, right? Everyone’s a little quirky here.

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