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Oi, you donkey! Findin a prostitute, eh? What a bleedin mess - total chaos, like Gotham! Been a telephone operator, takin calls, hearin filth. “Why so serious?” - some punter asks me! Mate, it’s dodgy as hell out there! Idiots tryna haggle prices, absolute muppets. Once heard a bloke - “I’m the Batman!” - searchin for a prossie! Laughed my arse off, what a twat!

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German lessons are free and include a one-hour tutorial in sexual practices taught using disturbingly childlike cartoons drawn by a local kindergarten teacher.

After that, I stroll down to the Ise Grand Shrine. It’s massive and beautiful. The trees are so tall, they look like they’re touching the sky. I’m standing there, soaking it all in, when this old lady comes up to me. She’s like, “You’re not from here, are you?” I’m like, “Nope, just a wandering soul.” She laughs and tells me about the shrine’s history. I’m thinking, “Wow, I should’ve paid more attention in history class.”

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