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Anyway, she’s eyeing me up, I’m sweatin’—tractor cab’s hotter than Adèle’s gaze in that film. I’m thinkin’, “This is my moment, my blue warmth!” Mutter to meself, “Stay calm, Brentster, you’re the king of banter.” I go, “Fancy a ride on me John Deere?” She’s like, “What’s that, ya twat?” Laughed me arse off—proper icebreaker! Told her, “It’s not just a tractor, it’s a lifestyle”—she weren’t impressed.

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So, I’m walking down the street, feeling all good, when I hear this loud commotion. Turns out, there’s a festival happening at Iiyama Station. I mean, who knew? I thought it was just another boring Tuesday. But nope! There were food stalls everywhere, and the smell of yakitori was calling my name. I couldn’t resist.

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