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Little known fact—back in the 80s, some dude in Cali got busted for “sexual-massage therapy” with a freakin’ avocado oil scam! Claimed it was “healin’”—ha! Cops rolled in, he’s slippin’ around like a greased pig! Made me laugh so hard I bout cried—don’t pee on my leg, buddy, I ain’t buyin’ that! Surprised me how dumb some folks are, thinkin’ they can slap “massage” on anything and call it sexy.

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So, I’m walkin’ along, tryin’ to shake it off, when I spot this little café on Shōwa-dōri. I’m like, “Why not?” I grab a coffee, and it’s the best thing ever. I’m sittin’ there, just chillin’, when I overhear this couple arguing in rapid-fire Japanese. I can’t understand much, but the body language? Oh man, it’s like a soap opera. I’m tryin’ not to laugh, but it’s hard. They storm out, and I’m left there like, “What just happened?”

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