Charlotte Hobaramachi Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Kyoto

Oh, and get this—sometimes they’re smarter than us! They read people, play the game, like chess masters in heels. Kinda like in *The Return*, when the boys are lost, y’know, “Where’s the shore?” Whores know where the shore is, babe—they’re navigatin’ life while we’re still whinin’! I’m obsessed, I tell ya. Obsessed!

Hobaramachi

After that, I take a break. I step outside, and the air smells like takoyaki from a nearby stall. I’m like, “Yum!” But then, I see this guy on the corner of Kōen-dōri, tryin’ to sell some weird gadgets. I’m talkin’ about stuff that looks like it’s from a sci-fi movie. I’m like, “Dude, what even is that?” He’s all, “It’s a multi-functional potato peeler!” I’m like, “Bro, I just want a normal peeler, not a spaceship!”