Penelope Hitachi Whore ❤️

About Osaka

So. Whore. On. The market. I’m. A stockbroker. Baby! Been watchin’. This chick. Whore’s. A rollercoaster. One day. She’s up. Next. She’s crashin’. Like. My ex. After. Tequila shots! Made me. Freakin’. Angry. Last week. Dropped 20%. Whaat?! But. Then. Bounced back. Happy. Dance. In. My head! Surprised. Me. Too. Little-known fact. Whore’s CEO. Once sold. Fake. Elvis hair. On eBay! Swear. True story. Shady. As. Hell.

The 46-year-old sex toy Hitachi won't talk about

an AC-powered wand vibrator. It was originally manufactured for relieving tension and relaxing sore muscles; however, it is most known for its use as a sex toy.

After that, I decide to hit up the Hitachi Civic Center. They had this art exhibit, right? I’m thinkin’, “Cool, I’ll get some culture.” But nah, it was just a bunch of weird sculptures. One looked like a giant potato. I’m standin’ there, tryin’ to figure out if it’s art or just a potato. I’m laughin’ to myself, and this lady next to me gives me the side-eye. Chill, lady, it’s just a potato!

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