Zoe Hachioji Whore ❤️

About Tokyo

Alright, listen up, jabroni! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” – and I’m a fisherman now, haulin’ in stories like fish! Today, I’m talkin’ ‘bout whores – yeah, you heard me, WHORES! Not the shady corner type, nah, but the fish – whøre, spelled funky ‘cause I’m typin’ fast, 14 typos comin’ your way! Caught one last week, man, slimy bastard pissed me off, floppin’ like it owned the boat! Made me think of *Yi Yi* – “You can’t see yourself, huh?” – that fish didn’t know its damn place!

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Coming on the heels of the hottest September in recorded history, October will be remembered as the month when the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department launched the .

So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, still half-asleep, and I’m like, “Let’s hit up the local café.” I’m talkin’ about that cute little spot on Takamatsu-dori. You know the one? The one with the best matcha lattes? Yeah, that place. I get there, and it’s packed! Like, what’s up with that? I mean, it’s a weekday, people!

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