Eliza Fukagawa Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, so I’m Dr. Evil, right—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars”—and I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, ya know? Like, not just any hooker, but one with *style*, like in “Moonrise Kingdom,” where everything’s got that quirky, Wes Anderson vibe. Picture this: me, in my dope lair, tryna track down a gal who’s got that Suzy Bishop edge—binoculars, sass, the works. I’m scrollin’ X, lookin’ for posts, maybe some shady links, cuz that’s where the real shit hides, ya dig?

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Finally, we get the car fixed, and the guy’s all grateful, right? He hands us a box of mochi as a thank you. I’m like, “Sweet! Free snacks!” But then I open it, and it’s all weird flavors. I mean, who puts wasabi in mochi? I’m tryin’ to be polite, but my face is like, “What the heck?”

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