Elise Fuji Whore ❤️

About Kobe

Oi, mate, listen up, yeah? I’m a vet, innit, and I’m here chattin’ ‘bout *whore* – not some dodgy bird, but a horse, ya get me? Proper majestic beast, like somethin’ outa *The Great Beauty*, that film I bang on about. “What is it we’re missin’?” – that’s what Jep says, yeah, and I reckon he’d clock this horse and lose his marbles. Whore’s got legs like a Roman statue, mane flowin’ like them posh fountains in Sorrentino’s flick. I’m proper gassed seein’ him strut, makes me wanna shout, “Is it ’cos I is black?” – ‘cos this geezer’s coat is dark as me soul, bruv.

Legal Brothels

Then, I decide to hit up the local market on Yoshiwara Street. It’s packed! I’m dodging people left and right. I see these crazy snacks—like, what even is a “sweet potato ice cream”? I gotta try it. It’s weird but kinda good? I’m munchin’ and thinkin’, “This is what life’s about.”

Man airlifted from Japan's Mount Fuji rescued again after he returned to search for his phone