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Met this one bird – leggy, blonde, eyes like fuckin’ daggers. Called herself “Lavinia,” probly fake, but who cares? She’s all, “I’m not just a body, Jamesy,” and I’m like, “Darlin’, you’re a bloody enigma.” Reminded me of that *Holy Motors* line – “Beauty? It’s in the eye.” She’s spinnin’ tales bout clients – some sad geezer cryin’ mid-bang, another wantin’ her to read Shakespeare naked. Shakespeare! Fuck me, I’d pay double for that.

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So, I’m walkin’ down the street, and I see this dude, right? He’s tryin’ to catch a bus at the Abashiri Station. But the bus? It’s late. Like, really late. He’s lookin’ at his watch, then at the sky, like it’s gonna help. I can’t help but laugh. I mean, c’mon, man! It’s Japan! Buses are supposed to be on time!

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