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I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ me wine, thinkin’ – these girls, they’re like Alien in *Spring Breakers*, all wild and “I’m tired of seein’ the same thing!” – unpredictable, mad as a bag of cats. Gets me blood boilin’ when some poncey lord hires one and acts like he’s king of the world. Mate, you paid for it, calm yer tits! Once heard a story – this escort in Lys, yeah, she nicked a bloke’s whole treasury mid-bang, left him starkers and skint. Laughed me arse off, I did – clever bitch, that one. Surprised me, coz usually they’re all “ooh, m’lord” and battin’ lashes, but nah, she went full savage.

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After that, I needed a break from the chaos. I wandered over to Zushi Marina. It’s so pretty there, with all the boats and stuff. I thought, “Maybe I’ll just sit and breathe.” But then, I saw this dude trying to park his yacht. And let me tell you, it was a disaster. He was all over the place, bumping into stuff. I was half-expecting him to sink the whole thing. I mean, c’mon, it’s not rocket science!

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