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Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, sex-datin’, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ circus, like somethin’ outta “A Serious Man” – ya know, that Coen brothers flick I’m nuts about. You got these apps, right? Swipe this, swipe that – it’s like pickin’ prosciutto at the deli, but half the time you end up with some schmuck who ain’t worth a damn. I mean, “the goyim’s teeth,” am I right? All polished on the profile, then bam – in person, a total disaster.

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First off, I hit up the local konbini on Yuigahama Street. Gotta grab my morning onigiri, ya know? But guess what? They were out of my fave flavor—salmon! Ugh, like, how do you run out of salmon? It’s a konbini, not a gourmet restaurant! I settled for some weird tuna mayo thing. Not the same, man.

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