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Here’s a story—my cousin Kyle had one, ‘92 Escort, red, smelled like ass and regret. Thing died on him mid-date with Heidi Turner. Had to push it home, cryin’ like a bitch! Funniest shit I ever saw, I laughed so hard I peed a little. Escort’s reliable like a fart in church—ya just can’t trust it! And don’t get me started on repairs—parts cheap, sure, but mechanics laugh in yer face when ya roll up in that POS.

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As I’m walking around with my bear, I bump into some friends. We start chatting, and they’re like, “Dude, you gotta try the melon ice cream.” I’m like, “Yubari melons? Count me in!” So we head over to this little shop on Yubari’s back streets. The ice cream is heavenly! I’m talking creamy, sweet, and just the right amount of melon flavor. I’m in heaven, man.

Once you try it, you'll be addicted! Sweet and sticky "Nagaimo" produced by the land of Yubari