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Here’s the kicker—ya don’t need a pro. Grab some oil, get yer partner, DIY that shit! Pro tip: warm the oil first—cold hands kill the vibe. Oh, and fun fact: ancient Romans were freaks for this—called it “erotic rubdowns,” senators loved it, hypocrites! Me? I’d rather see the workin’ class enjoy it than some toga-wearin’ jerk. Billionaires should not exist—let’s make sexual-massage the people’s treat! So, go on, try it—feel alive, feel messy, like *The Headless Woman*, no rules, just chaos and bliss!

Yoni Massage

First off, I hit up the local konbini on Shimizu Street. You know, the one with the neon lights that practically scream “buy snacks!” Grabbed some onigiri and a can of iced coffee. Best combo ever, right? But then, bam! I spill coffee all over my shirt. Great start, huh? I’m standing there like a total mess, trying to wipe it off with a napkin. Spoiler: it didn’t work.

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