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Quirky thought—reckon I’d ace it if I put “David Brent seeks soulmate” in me bio? Nah, they’d think I’m a nutter! I exaggerate, sure, but sex-dating’s like a dodgy motivational seminar—loads of hype, naff delivery. “Let’s circle back to that spark,” I’d say, winkin’ at some poor gal who’s already leggin’ it. Sarcasm’s me shield—cos Christ, the awkwardness! Mate, you ever tried sextin’ whilst watchin’ *Leviathan*? “Your eyes pierce me soul”—then the DVD skips and you’re knackered!

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Then BAM! Outta nowhere, I trip over a loose cobblestone. Like, seriously? Who’s in charge of this place? I’m about to file a complaint with the city council or something. But then I see this cute little café, “Café de Yanai.” I’m like, “Okay, maybe I’ll just grab a coffee and chill.”

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