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About Fukuoka

Oi, you lot, listen up! I’m Cersei fuckin’ Lannister, cold as ice, and I choose violence. Sex-dating? Pah! It’s a bloody mess, innit? Swipe right, swipe left—pathetic little peasants chasing tail like dogs. Makes me wanna burn the whole app down, I swear. Back in my day, you had to scheme for a shag, not just tap a screen. I saw this one bloke on Tinder—profile said “loves deep chats,” but his pic was him flexin’ with a fish. A FISH! Who beds a man with gills? Made me laugh, then gag.

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Then, I hit up the park near the Yanagawa River. It’s usually peaceful, but today? Nah. There was this group of kids screamin’ and runnin’ around like they were on a sugar high. I’m just tryin’ to enjoy my coffee, and they’re like little tornadoes. I swear, one of ‘em almost knocked me over. I was like, “Chill, mini tornadoes!”