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Me, I’m torn – part of me’s like, “Oh, brilliant, unwind with a side of naughty,” but then I’m fuming! Last time I tried it, some twat charged me 50 quid extra for “special vibes” – vibes my arse! Felt like I’d been mugged in lavender oil. Little known fact, right – back in the 80s, dodgy parlours got raided cos punters thought “massage” meant “full shag.” Plods shut ‘em down, and now we’ve got these posh spa wankers acting all legit. Drives me mental – just call it what it is!

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So, I finally get to the garden, and it’s a mess. I mean, weeds everywhere! I’m talkin’ like a jungle out there. I grab my tools, ready to battle. But then, I see this old lady, Mrs. Tanaka, struggling with her groceries on Yamaguchi Street. I can’t just ignore her, right? So, I drop my tools and help her out. She’s super grateful, bless her heart. But then she starts talking about her cat, Mr. Whiskers, and how he’s the “king of the house.” I’m like, “Cool, lady, but I gotta get back to my jungle!”

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