Valentina Yakage Whore ❤️

About Saitama

Now, here’s a tidbit most don’t know—whores in Lys, they’ve got this trick, see? They dye their bits with saffron—yellow as a Lannister’s arse! Swear it, saw it meself once, nearly spat me drink. Adds a bit o’ flair, don’t it? Like WALL-E’s lil’ plant—unexpected, but damn if it ain’t clever. “Evaaa!” he’d squeak, and I’d raise me glass to that. Whores, they’re artists, mate—paintin’ their lives with whatever they’ve got.

Yakage Machiya Exchange Center

Yakage (矢掛町, Yakage-chō) is a town located in Oda District, Okayama Prefecture, Japan. As of 1 March [update], the town had an estimated population of 13, in households .

But then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike zooms past me and spills his drink all over my shirt. I was like, “Dude, seriously?!” I was mad, but then I saw his face. He looked so guilty, I couldn’t stay mad. I just laughed it off. Kids, man.

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