Ellie Uwajima Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Fun fact—didja know some prostitutes in history were loaded? Like, Phryne in ancient Greece—she was so rich she offered to rebuild a damn city wall! Candy ain’t that level, but she’s got grit. Saw her once dodge a cop like a ninja—swear it was straight outta Cronenberg, all tense and sweaty. “This is my life now,” she’d say, like Viggo Mortensen, all dramatic. Made me laugh, tho—girl’s a survivor, gotta respect that hustle.

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But then, I step in something squishy. I look down, and it’s a stray cat’s business. I’m like, “Great, just what I needed.” But then the cat looks at me like, “What’s your problem?” And I can’t help but laugh.

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