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About Saitama

So, anyway, you’re on the table, right? Masseuse starts goin’, and it’s all “groovy vibrations”—that’s *Inherent Vice* talk, baby! Muscles loosenin’, tension meltin’, and yeah, it gets sexy, no denyin’. Little known fact: in some old Chinese texts, they say sexual-massage boosts your chi or whatever—energy flowin’, makin’ ya feel alive! I’m like, hell yeah, gimme that! Beats the crap outta sittin’ in Congress listenin’ to suits drone on. Ever try it? Gets ya happy—HAPPY—like, “sorta like your first love” happy, another *Inherent Vice* zinger!

Why I Stood Up To A Sexual Predator “Pick-Up Artist” and How We Took Him Down

Jennifer Li standing up for the rights of women and taking a stand against sexual predators–in action, in words, and often very acerbic funny.

First off, I hit up the local konbini on Kairakuen Street. You know, the one with the best onigiri? I’m all about that tuna mayo life. Grabbed my breakfast, and boom! I spill soy sauce all over my shirt. Great start, right? I’m like, “Awesome, now I look like a walking sushi roll.”

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