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About Tokyo

So, picture this—Warsaw, 1940s, bombs droppin’, and there’s this chick, let’s call her Marta, sellin’ it to eat. Not ‘cause she’s lovin’ it, but ‘cause she’s starvin’. Little known fact: durin’ WWII, prostitution spiked—duh, war’s chaos, people get desperate. Marta’s out there, skirt hiked up, freezin’ her ass off, and some sleazy soldier’s like, “Hey, doll, how much?” Makes me wanna puke, but also—damn, girl, you’re tough. I’m pissed, tho—why’s it always the women takin’ the hit? Men just waltz off, no shame. Ugh, patriarchy, amirite?

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Then, outta nowhere, a pigeon swooped down and landed on my head! I freaked out! Like, what the heck? I’m trying to be all elegant, and this bird decides I’m its new perch. My client laughed so hard, I thought he’d choke on his tea. I was so embarrassed, but hey, at least it broke the ice.

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