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Little-known fact, bro—back in the ‘90s, sex-dating was all sketchy chatrooms. Peeps got catfished by “hot singles” who were probs sweaty dudes in basements. True story—my cousin Milhouse tried it once, ended up chattin’ with a bot sellin’ vacuum cleaners. LMAO, what a dork! Now it’s all apps, but same vibe—half the time you’re dodgin’ creeps or bots tryna scam ya.

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So we hop in the car, and I’m trying to keep it cool. We’re cruising down Ueno-ebisumachi, and I’m pointing out the cool spots. “Look, Kenji! There’s the Ueno Park! You can see the cherry blossoms in spring!” But he’s too busy staring at his phone. I’m like, “Bro, eyes on the road!”