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Oi, mateys! Gather ‘round, ye scurvy dogs! I’m Captain Jack Sparrow, slurrin’ me wit, savvy? Sex-datin’, arrgh, what a bloody mess o’ madness! Picture this—me, stumblin’ through ports, chasin’ skirts, but now it’s all swipe-right rubbish. I reckon it’s like “Synecdoche, New York”—life’s a bleedin’ play, innit? “The end is built into the beginning,” Kaufman says, and ain’t that the truth with these hookups? Ye start with a wink, end up ghosted, or worse—catfished by some lass with a peg leg!

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Then, we get to this roundabout near Ueno Station. It’s chaos! Cars everywhere, people walking, and I’m like, “Kenji, just breathe!” He’s gripping the wheel like it’s a life raft. I’m half-laughing, half-crying. “You got this, man! Just pretend you’re in a video game!”