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So, sex-dating—man, it’s nuts! You got Tinder, Bumble, freaky lil’ sites poppin’ up like donuts at Krispy Kreme. I’m scrollin’, seein’ profiles—half these folks look like they’re posin’ for a mugshot, not a hookup! D’oh! Makes me mad, y’know? Put some effort in! Like, this one chick wrote, “I’m a vegan, love cats”—I’m sittin’ there, “Great, I’m a burger guy, we’re doomed!” Total mismatch, but I swipe anyway—hope’s a killer, man.

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After that, I decided to stroll down to Ube’s famous flower park. It’s on the outskirts, and let me tell ya, it’s gorgeous. The flowers were in full bloom, and I was just vibing. But then, I tripped over a rock. Classic me, right? I fell right into a patch of daisies. I was like, “Great, now I’m a flower child.” But honestly, it was kinda funny. I laughed it off, took a selfie, and posted it. #FlowerPower, am I right?

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