Audrey Toyota Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Kyoto

Hey folks, lemme tell ya—whore’s a wild one! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—man, this is nuts. Like, back in Scranton, we had this gal—called her “Loose Lucy,” y’know? Reminds me of whore—always struttin’, loud as hell. Here’s the deal—she’s bold, unapologetic, kinda like that Zuckerberg kid in *The Social Network*. “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies,” right? Whore’s got that vibe—ain’t nobody tellin’ her nothin’!

Hooker Toyota Truck Comp (1975-1988 Pickup) - 8900HKR

Until the whore Toyota cheats on you and gets an STD in the form of rust and and the frames splits in half and you go off the road and die.

Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s a notification from my stock app. “Toyota shares up 5%!” I’m like, “What?!” I can’t believe it. I’m jumping up and down in my office like a kid on a sugar rush. I’m texting Kenji, “Dude, we’re back in business!”

Toyota's Three-Wheel City Car That Went Nowhere