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And the money—ugh, the money! I’m an insurance guy, I crunch numbers! You’re shellin’ out cash for—what? Five minutes of awkwardness? I’d haggle ‘til she’s like, “Get lost, creep!” I’d be happy to! “Let me in,” she’d say, like Eli tappin’ at the window. Nope! Window’s shut, lady! I’m savin’ my bucks for a bagel!

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Haku is either a fellow prostitute under debt for Yubaba, or he's also a pimp but draws the line at child prostitution. It's especially.

Anyway, the first bull comes out. It’s massive! I’m talkin’ like a truck with horns. My heart’s racin’. I’m all, “This is it!” I dance around, showin’ off my moves. The crowd’s lovin’ it. I’m feelin’ like a rockstar. But then, I trip. Yup, I totally eat dirt. The crowd gasps, and I’m like, “Great, now I’m a meme.”

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