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Funniest bit? Mate o’ mine matched a gal who sent a parrot pic—thought it was a sign, savvy? Turned out she just liked birds. Humped and dumped him faster’n ye can say “shiver me timbers.” Sex-datin’s a gamble—ye might get a siren or a sea hag. Me, I’m happy when it’s just a laugh an’ a shag—no strings, no clingy barnacles. Ever hear o’ “The Cockroach”? Old pirate tale—bloke used sex-datin’ to lure sailors, robbed ‘em blind! True story, mate—check yer X posts if ye don’t believe me!

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TIL Yasushi Takahashi left behind his girlfriend for six months to wander across Japan to create an epic marriage proposal. Carrying a GPS.

Then, I’m walking down Kōen-dōri, and I spot this little food stall. You know, the kind that smells like heaven? I’m like, “Yesss, give me all the takoyaki!” But the lady behind the counter? She’s got a serious case of the grumps. I’m trying to be all friendly, and she just glares at me. Like, chill, lady! I’m just here for the food!

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