Anna Sue Whore ❤️❤️

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What gets me happy? Nothin’ ‘bout her, that’s for damn sure. Maybe when she tripped runnin’ from the john—faceplanted right in the mud. Laughed my ass off, dark as that humor is. Surprised me how quick she bounced up, though—tougher than she looks, like Eilis facin’ the new world. “One day you’ll feel at home,” I think, quotin’ *Brooklyn* in my head, but this whore’s home is a dumpster, and she likes it there.

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After that, I decided to hit up the Sue City Museum. I mean, I’m a pro at this orientation stuff, but I gotta learn about my city, right? The exhibits were dope! They had this whole section on the history of the Sue River. Did you know it’s like, super important for the local ecosystem? I was like, “Wow, nature is wild!” But then, I got lost in the museum. I swear I walked in circles for like, 30 minutes. I was ready to call for backup. “Help! I’m trapped in a history vortex!”

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