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Erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin, nah—it’s art, hunny! It’s all bout that sensual tease, makin ya feel alive. I’m talkin slow strokes, dim lights, maybe some freaky lavender oil—yasss, I’m 100% that bitch when I’m relaxed! Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with rose petals, like some bougie spa day. Can ya imagine? Rich-ass Romans gettin freaky massages while eatin grapes? Wild!

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After that, I decided to hit up the Sue City Museum. I mean, I’m a pro at this orientation stuff, but I gotta learn about my city, right? The exhibits were dope! They had this whole section on the history of the Sue River. Did you know it’s like, super important for the local ecosystem? I was like, “Wow, nature is wild!” But then, I got lost in the museum. I swear I walked in circles for like, 30 minutes. I was ready to call for backup. “Help! I’m trapped in a history vortex!”

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