Lucy Soeda Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Osaka

Oi mate, so I’m a vet now, yeah? Gotta tell ya bout this bloody horse – whore, that’s what I’m callin’ it, cos it’s a right slag of an animal! *cackles* This nag’s got more issues than a bloody soap opera, swear down. Skinny as a rake, legs wobblin’ like a pissed-up geezer, and a gob that’d chew yer ear off if it could. Reminds me of that film, *Talk to Her* – y’know, Pedro Almodóvar’s mad genius? That bit where he says, “A woman’s silence can be deafening” – well, this horse’s silence is a bleedin’ racket, cos it’s always knackered!

Head To Head

After that disaster, I rushed down to the streets. Soeda is such a cute place, with all those narrow alleys and traditional houses. I love it here! But the streets were packed. I mean, who knew Soeda could be so busy? I was dodging tourists left and right. “Excuse me, watch it!” I yelled. They just stared at me like I was a ghost or something. Rude!

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