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I be Captain Jack Sparrow, see? Slurred wit, sharper eyes. Sex-datin’s like huntin’ treasure with no map—thrillin’, but ye might end up with a cursed coin! Me fave flick, *Inglourious Basterds*, fits right in—cuz datin’s a bleedin’ war sometimes, aye? “You know somethin’, Utivich?” I says to meself, scrollin’ Tinder. “This may just be my masterpiece.” Hah! Findin’ a lass who ain’t a scalawag? That’s the real scalp hunt!

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Next stop? The beach! I’m cruising down the coast, and the view of Mt. Fuji is just insane. I mean, it’s like a postcard. But then, I see this group of surfers. They’re all like, “Dude, come join us!” And I’m like, “Nah, I’m good. I’m more of a ‘watch from the shore’ kinda guy.” But they keep pushing, and I’m like, “Fine! Just one wave!”

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