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About Kyoto

Weird fact: some spots use fish to nibble ya first—gross, right? Exfoliate, they say. I’m like, “Fish? On *me*? Nope!” Sexual-massage don’t need that—hands do fine! Oh, and don’t get me started on those “happy ending” jokes. So old, so lame! “Desire leads to suffering”—yep, movie wisdom, but I say desire’s fun too!

Erotic Meetup Shido

I’m walking along the beach, trying to shake off the bad vibes. I see this group of kids playing soccer. They’re having a blast, and I’m like, “Man, I miss those days.” But then, one of them kicks the ball right at me! I dodge it like a ninja, but I’m still like, “Dude, watch it!” They just laugh. Kids, man.