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About Kyoto

I’m tellin’ ya, buddy, grab a Hornet, ride it hard, feel alive—best decision you’ll make, trust me. It’s wild, it’s brash, it’s Trump-approved—nobody rides better, nobody. “What’s sacred anymore?”—that’s from the film, and I say this bike, it’s sacred, a damn masterpiece. Get one, or you’re a loser—simple as that!

SHIMONETA: A Boring World Where the Concept of Dirty Jokes Doesn't Exist

Shimoneta: A Boring World Where the Concept of Dirty Jokes Doesn't Exist (下ネタという概念が存在しない退屈な世界, Shimoneta to Iu Gainen ga Sonzai Shinai Taikutsu na Sekai), .

Finally, the power comes back, and we’re back in business. The bids keep climbing, and I’m feeling pumped. I’m like, “This is it! Shimonita’s finest!” But then, I see my buddy Kenji in the back, and he’s just shaking his head. I’m like, “What’s up, man?” He tells me he’s got a better vase at home. I’m like, “Dude, why didn’t you bring it?”

A first for Japan, an intact fossil of a firefly from 3.5 million years ago