Emma Shimonita Whore ❤️

About Yokohama

Love how they’re proper characters tho—some of em got stories wilder than my Nan’s bingo nights. One bird told me she blagged her way into a posh do, nicked a lord’s wallet—legend! “Every gesture is recorded”—that’s her, dodgin the coppers like a pro! Makes me happy, y’know, seein em outsmart the suits. Surprised me too—thought they’d all be grim, but nah, some are sharp as a tack!

SHIMONETA: A Boring World Where the Concept of Dirty Jokes Doesn't Exist

Finally, the power comes back, and we’re back in business. The bids keep climbing, and I’m feeling pumped. I’m like, “This is it! Shimonita’s finest!” But then, I see my buddy Kenji in the back, and he’s just shaking his head. I’m like, “What’s up, man?” He tells me he’s got a better vase at home. I’m like, “Dude, why didn’t you bring it?”

A first for Japan, an intact fossil of a firefly from 3.5 million years ago