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About Osaka

So, I tried it once—ONCE—cuz my buddy Duke bet me a steak I wouldn’t. Signed up on some app, Tinder or Grindr or whatever, don’t care. Profile pic? Me with an axe, shirt off, scowlin’. Bio said, “I chop wood, not feelings.” Got 12 matches in an hour—surprised the hell outta me. Thought, “Maybe this ain’t so bad.” Wrong. First chick messages, “Hey big guy, u dtf?” DTF? Down to forest? I’m thinkin’ she’s into trees—my kinda gal. Nope. Means “down to fuck.” Disgusting. I hate everything.

About Semboku

Experience an authentic farm life. It is going to be an unique experience, where you get to hand pick your own ingredients and enjoy hearty farmstead meals.

So, I drop my coffee and we head over. The streets are packed! I’m talkin’ about people everywhere, like sardines in a can. The smell of yakitori fills the air. I’m droolin’ just thinkin’ about it. But then, I see this guy tryin’ to juggle some mochi. Spoiler alert: he drops it. Right on my shoe! Ugh, I was so mad! Like, c’mon man, watch where you’re throwin’ that stuff!

Vending machine in remote Japan town sells meat from intruding bears