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Finally, I get to Osaka Castle. It’s beautiful, man. But I’m not here for the views. I’m here to drop off some supplies. I park my tractor, and this kid runs up to me. He’s like, “Mister, can I ride your tractor?” I’m like, “Kid, this ain’t a playground!” But then I see his eyes, all big and hopeful. So I’m like, “Alright, hop on for a sec.”

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